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froglegsz:

lloras:

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aliceinpunderland:

elrondbaggins:

tardis-mind-palace:

ruthyless:

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

dragonbleps:

Me, an artist:

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ajanigoldmane:

lycanium:

I love the gif because there’s an incredible number of mistakes crammed into just a couple of seconds. 

1. how the hole starts in the wall but it keeps moving forward

2. then magically heals itself

3. the triceratops walks right through the wall

4. the table blinking before the dinosaurs appear

5. both tables disappear

6. so suddenly appear again as they are toppling over

7. two people clipping into running without any transition 

8. the table outline hides a man’s legs but there is no table

9. the triceratops horns aren’t white in the second clip

10. tables changing both color and material in the second clip

11. a carnivorous dinosaur’s first instinct is to go and eat a whole plate with salad

I miss traditional 2D animation… 3D CGI doesn’t get you masterworks like this

jeonsdear:

Do you ever wonder what happened to all the people on Tumblr who haven’t been on for months or years?

Are they on vacation?

Did they die?

DID THEY GROW UP?

thegayshitposter:

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It’s official. Everyone’s gay

morethanjustromantic:

dans coming out video: raw, emotional, empowering, perfectly drawn out & artful

phils coming out video:

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unclefather:

starseedjenny:

starseedjenny:

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hey quick question: what?

i JUST realized that thing is definitely covering the word “NOT” but like…is that not suspicious

The ghosts put the tape there

fortooate:

ollivander:

somesleeze:

spookyjupiter:

don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return

It’s called creating jobs

actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’

*pours box of cornflakes directly onto the floor of Aisle 7* it’s called creating jobs sweetie ;)

a-trex:

holybooks:

holybooks:

mater has given dobby a gun

I FUCKING SPELLED MASTER WRONG

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drankinwatahmelin:

assbuttsthatfondue:

caliphorniaqueen:

wassup-bihh:

Duh… wtf yu think it’s so many Spanish street names lol

^ and whole cities. Los Angeles? San Francisco? lol

^ and states. Colorado? Nevada?

Imagine believing whites are the rightful owners of a bunch of places they cant even pronounce properly

milkcartonwithlegs:

me leaving my room at 2am after crying for an hour:

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prismatic-bell:

gahdamnpunk:

This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job

If you were curious, that’s $714.33 in 2018 numbers.


It’s also approximately what I make for two weeks’ Labor.

simonalkenmayer:

thenib:

From Kasia Babis.

I’ve never understood people who make those sorts of jokes. I identify with this cartoon enormously.