when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
Your brother is the best
Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito
the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito
I love the gif because there’s an incredible number of mistakes crammed into just a couple of seconds.
1. how the hole starts in the wall but it keeps moving forward
2. then magically heals itself
3. the triceratops walks right through the wall
4. the table blinking before the dinosaurs appear
5. both tables disappear
6. so suddenly appear again as they are toppling over
7. two people clipping into running without any transition
8. the table outline hides a man’s legs but there is no table
9. the triceratops horns aren’t white in the second clip
10. tables changing both color and material in the second clip
11. a carnivorous dinosaur’s first instinct is to go and eat a whole plate with salad
I miss traditional 2D animation… 3D CGI doesn’t get you masterworks like this
Do you ever wonder what happened to all the people on Tumblr who haven’t been on for months or years?
Are they on vacation?
Did they die?
DID THEY GROW UP?
dans coming out video: raw, emotional, empowering, perfectly drawn out & artful
phils coming out video:
hey quick question: what?
i JUST realized that thing is definitely covering the word “NOT” but like…is that not suspicious
The ghosts put the tape there
don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return
It’s called creating jobsactually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’
*pours box of cornflakes directly onto the floor of Aisle 7* it’s called creating jobs sweetie ;)
Duh… wtf yu think it’s so many Spanish street names lol
^ and whole cities. Los Angeles? San Francisco? lol
^ and states. Colorado? Nevada?
Imagine believing whites are the rightful owners of a bunch of places they cant even pronounce properly
This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job
If you were curious, that’s $714.33 in 2018 numbers.
It’s also approximately what I make for two weeks’ Labor.
I’ve never understood people who make those sorts of jokes. I identify with this cartoon enormously.










